Bon appetite!

Buying a ready-made meal for dinner is likely to end in tears unless you follow a few simple rules:

1. Avoid any boxed meal where the words 'contents may vary to picture' appear in small print
2. Avoid anything with the words 'Wonder', 'Substitute', 'Delight' or 'Surprise' in the title, and
3. Avoid any meat that has been crumbed and then moulded to resemble the animal it once was!

Use this guide and you’re sure to hit the midweek-copout-dinner jackpot (but you still may find a rubbery strip of artery in your lasagne).

Have you ever found a foreign object in your food?