Sunday, 5 June 2011

Too hard!

Encourage the woman who decides to finally shed her baby weight and sets off with toddler in pram and preschooler on bike. Applaud the woman who staggers back 17 minutes later – preschooler on her back with bloody knees, bike abandoned by the side of the road, and toddler shouting “poos coming mummy”. Join the woman who once again submits to cake and coffee whilst firmly committing to live in denial about the size of her arse.

What age does it start getting easier?

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