Sunday, 7 August 2011

Fashion fix

The sun hat you choose should be proportionate to the size of your hips and bum. The bigger they are, the bigger the brim. If your chub needs some work and you pick the cute red polk-a-dot hat with the little bow and thin brim, beyond looking like a two year old, you’ll look like a barge-arse with a pin-head. For bigger blokes, however, there’s no such quick fix. If you wear an oversized floppy hat, your mates will call you Shirley and beyond that, no one wants to bed a pin-head.

What fashion rules do you live by?

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