Sunday, 14 April 2013

Family Jewels

Suggesting to your man that enough is enough and he should now get a vasectomy, is never going to be well received. He’ll wince, screw up his nose and as he squirms in his seat he’ll feel for, and cup, his crutch like he’s holding a baby chicken in a petting zoo. He’ll whine about all his mates who’s loving wives would never suggest clipping their man-wings, or graphically recount some horror story he read about in Men’s Health. If he does consent, because you’re so controlling, be prepared for up to 2 weeks of finding bags of frozen peas down the back of your sofa, daily updates on the size and tenderness of his beloved coconuts and constant reminding about how much it hurts. What... like childbirth?

How does this conversation end at your place?

1 comment:

  1. He still thinks we're having more kids!