Monday, 18 March 2013


Anyone who’s paying to have their own blood drawn from their arm and squirted back into their face with needles, in a desperate attempt to look and feel youthful, should reassess their skin care regime. What happened to the age old three-step cleansing routine, 6-8 glasses of water a day and an occasional dab of Retin A? Should one be fearful of a black market emerging, where we actually pay the criminals to stick us with their blood filled syringes, instead of running from them? If the vampire facial takes off then a ferret milk smoothie with a side of dingle berries has got to be the next big thing!

What's the strangest thing you've done in the name of beauty?


  1. Now that sounds like something out of a freaky horror movie. Lol.

    1. The smoothie or the facial!! ha ha!!! I just had an image of a ferret bound and gagged strapped to a chair with mini milking machines strapped to it's teats!!! I know!!! too far!!