Monday 18 March 2013

Vampire-a-go-go

Anyone who’s paying to have their own blood drawn from their arm and squirted back into their face with needles, in a desperate attempt to look and feel youthful, should reassess their skin care regime. What happened to the age old three-step cleansing routine, 6-8 glasses of water a day and an occasional dab of Retin A? Should one be fearful of a black market emerging, where we actually pay the criminals to stick us with their blood filled syringes, instead of running from them? If the vampire facial takes off then a ferret milk smoothie with a side of dingle berries has got to be the next big thing!

What's the strangest thing you've done in the name of beauty?

2 comments:

  1. Now that sounds like something out of a freaky horror movie. Lol.

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    1. The smoothie or the facial!! ha ha!!! I just had an image of a ferret bound and gagged strapped to a chair with mini milking machines strapped to it's teats!!! I know!!! too far!!

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