Sunday, 12 June 2011

Take that!

Sea sickness is karma’s way of giving a man a taste of the symptoms of early pregnancy. Unfortunately the fishing trip is unlikely to last one trimester and he won’t come back with instant man boobs and a beer belly but, as he lurches between puking over the railings and stuffing his face with more salt and vinegar chips, at least he may begin to appreciate a woman’s ultimate physical sacrifice, even if it’s at the expense of his favourite T shirt and the on-board all-you-can-eat buffet.

When have you quietly uttered "suffer in your jocks!"?

1 comment:

  1. love your blog Tez. Your observations so lend themselves to cartoon sketches. Get that 2B and sketch book out, Tez! Nat