Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Ahhhh, silence!

All homes should be fitted with a series of fire poles and a beeping countdown, threatening to blow up the TV, to ensure children and husband arrive promptly at the dinner table. Then when all parties are accounted for and firmly strapped into their chairs, the mother can activate her ‘Cone of Silence’, and enjoy the meal while it’s hot - free from interruption and indigestion.

What time of the day do you do most of your nagging?

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