Saturday, 2 July 2011

Loved up!

Sea-Monkeys are dirty rooters! The kit claims they are ‘Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys’ who love putting on a show and can be trained to do tricks and, if you believe the  pictures, form happy families who wear bright smiles and little crowns on their heads. The reality is that they are minute, hyperactive prawns who are essentially invisible, except for their enormous gonads. They live in a cesspool of their own excretia for up to 2 years and at some stage, because it’s all they do, will probably end up mating with a sister or their mother.

What strange pets have your kids brought home?

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